Characters: Them wizards + Several OCs
Summary: Pseudopolis' poultry problem's about to be solved...But what if a seventy-feet chicken is the smaller problem?
Notes: This will be something longer. Warning: Contains themes not everyone might like (mainly homosexuality)
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Title: Earning a nameAuthor: lilmaibe
Rating: PG-13-something or a tad higher
Characters: Adrian Turnipseed & Skazz
Summary: You think a simple pint of shandy isn't enough to earn a nickname like 'Big Mad Drongo'? Think again.
Notes: First post here, but I don't think I can expect to go spared as this is far from being my first Discworld-Fanfiction...
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Title: CongratulationsAuthor: staciey
Rating: Totally G. Or K.
Characters: Samuel Vimes, Sybil... and a third.
Summary: More of a short scene or a drabble featuring Sam Vimes, Sybil and... someone wishing to offer congratulations. To say more would spoil it.
Disclaimer: This is posted in a few other spots, but seeing as it's teensy, I shall also post it here.
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Title: Dizzy Infinite
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Adora Belle Dearheart/Moist von Lipwig
Word Count: ~300
Notes: I've never written in the fandom before even having been in it for years, and this is un-beta'd, so please don't shoot me if it sucks? Written for thefannishwaldo's Valentine's story tree, prompt word "love" (the last word of the previous comment-fic must be the first word of the next one). Adaptation timeline for Going Postal.
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So I wrote some Grace Speaker/Vetinari. For those of your who don't know who Grace is, she's the pet shop owner/crossword genius that Lord Vetinari appears to be developing a fascination with in canon. In fanon, specifically my fanon, they end up having a lot of sex. I'll cross your word hur hur hur.
Anyway! Figured I'd get the word out about this little series of fics on the eljays. Self-advertising, it's a bit whorish, no? I don't care, I like it.
Links all lead to fanfiction.net, block ads on that shit or you will legit want to kill yourself. Fics aren't posted anywhere else, sorry.
Titles: Crossword, It's Like a Musical Mosaic, Count to Ten
Ratings: Usually about T but gets to M in bits.
Summary: Havelock Vetinari is fascinated by Grace Speaker and falls prey to the evolution of relationships.
Crossword - The little goof-off fanfic that started it all.
It's Like a Musical Mosaic - Lots more than just Vetinari/Grace in here btw (Rincewind, Ponder, HEX, Nutt, Glenda, Moist, Adora, Vimes, Susan, Teatime, the list, it goes on). It's all based on that song meme where you listen to a song and write a quick fic before the song finishes. There are bits in this fic that explain a lot that goes on in Count to Ten, but honestly you could skip this one, if you don't mind being a little bit confused.
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Just a funny thought which occurred to me after seeing a certain film about a certain website. Thanks a lot to plottwist for beta-ing!
Marcius Sugarloaf shivered.
The Campus of Unseen University was bitterly cold in December. He pulled the hoodie of his wizard's cloak tightly around his face. But it wasn't just the cold that made him want to cover his face. Sugarloaf was a very unpopular wizard right now.
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I've got a short, (700-word) supposedly-funny piece. Also it's only funny if you've seen a certain movie about a certain website.
So, general beta-ing please and also, just tell me if it's funny?
Seriously. I need a beta and a prompter. I have the beginning of a fic. That is all. It is M/M/F. Be told. I need some impetus to develop and finish this piece, and also, some help avoiding cliches, changes in tense, overly verbose prose, et cetera. Excellent grammar skills required. Apply in comment thread.
Title: Mister Vimes'd Go Spare!
Characters: Sam Vimes, Dorfl, Anoia, original characters (brief mention of Tiffany Aching, Letitia Chumsfanl... Er, Chumfl... Chuffley)
Summary: In the wake of the death of his Grace Sir Samuel Vimes, the various city watches across the disc are brought together in a way seldom observed among coppers.
Disclaimer: Look out for character death (obviously) in this, but don't worry - there's no angst on the Discworld. Oh, and it goes as said that I'm not Terry Pratchett, so I don't own the Disc - I'm not making any money from this, and I mean no offense by borrowing certain areas of mister Pratchett's world.
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Title: The Bit With Mavis TrouncerAuthor: staciey
Rating: Erm... PG-13-ish.
Characters: Samuel Vimes
Summary: And then there was depth, and pressure, and his last thought had been please, please, can we skip the bit with Mavis Trouncer... - Thud
Disclaimer: This is also located on my LJ and my website, and is a bit of a thank you fic for roruna in exchange for a charitable donation. I'm sure it will eventually make it to some other places like FF.net and DeviantArt. Whether I make it (metaphorically) from Ankh-Morpork to Lancre remains to be seen.
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