Title: Havelock's Muses
Summary: Vetinari daydreams about shopping, whipped cream, curtains, and planting kisses all over Drumknott’s bare chest until he’s in… religious trouble.
Rating: T+ for mentioning sex terms.
Genre: Romance & Spiritual
Word count: ~3,700. Complete one-shot.
Notes: Minor tiny spoilers for Judgement Day. Mentions Saponaria and Roundworld.