Title: Patients Wearing Thin
Rating: K or G
Characters: Young Sam Vimes, Cheery Littlebottom, Commander Sam Vimes and Lady Sybil Vimes, as well as some other Watch mentions. And a thousand elephants. (Or not.)
Summary: Well, he had always had what his mother referred to as the Vimes tendency to niggle at things and the Ramkin tendency to meddle in them.
Disclaimer: Might be an eensy bit spoiler-y for Snuff, if you tilt your head and squint, as it rather relies on knowing what one of the main characters was like as a boy of six. It will certainly make more sense if you have read Snuff. Set several years after the current books in the Watch series.